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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour spine is a legacy system we intend to decommission immediately.
Lifting heavy objects until the robots inevitably arrive.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Tossing luggage without the back pain.
pop?you▸ CARGO-SYNC 5000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
stacks bags with perfect spatial awareness
You throw heavy suitcases into airplane holds all day. You sort thousands of bags by flight code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify a suitcase that is about to burst before it hits the belt.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the dimensions of every bag moving on belts.
Month 12
Software-driven dollies replace the humans towing bags to planes.
Year 2
Vision-guided robots begin picking bags from sorting lines.
Year 3
Conveyor systems reach inside cargo holds to stack luggage.
Year 4 · D-Day
The entire baggage handling process runs without human muscle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
20 tons
Average weight lifted
400 yearly
Flight delays caused
high
Back injuries per year
Your severance
One complimentary orthopedic lumbar support pillow.
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