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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsDesigning conveyor labyrinths until the bags lose themselves for good.
Master of belts, curves, and misplaced cargo.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising flow, deleting friction, removing humans.
oof.youAI▸ FLOWLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures baggage routing in real time
You map complex conveyor paths and sort logic for airport luggage. Automation makes your blueprints instantly obsolete.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know why the belt jams specifically in section four every Tuesday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map existing belt layouts into a live digital twin.
Month 5
Software identifies faster, shorter paths you never thought to map.
Month 13
Generative algorithms create new layout blueprints in seconds.
Year 2.1
The AI runs millions of virtual luggage stress tests daily.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system self-updates the hardware; your blueprints are discarded.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Average lost bags per day
180
Conveyor downtime hours
12%
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of unclaimed designer suitcases.
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