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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsA sonic weapon that even the loudest neighbors have grown to tolerate.
Professional lung athlete with a penchant for deafening volume.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drones without the lung capacity exhaustion.
ow.youAI▸ PIPEMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
plays perfect drones for seventy hours straight
You inflate a leather bag and squeeze it to force air through wooden pipes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle pitch drift caused by humidity in the reeds.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Microphones map your unique drone pitch to ensure perfect digital replication.
Month 6
Mechanical bellows replace human lung power for steady, infinite airflow.
Month 16
High-speed robotic fingers execute grace notes faster than humanly possible.
Year 2.5
The chassis is reinforced to withstand outdoor performance in any storm.
Year 4 · D-Day
The machine takes the stage and never runs out of breath.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
115 dB
Decibel levels
Excessive
Lung strain
Infinite
Tartan patterns
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium synthetic drone reeds.
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