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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsEnjoy your final hours of smelling like lukewarm sausage rolls.
Professional pastry heater and early morning misery dispenser.
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Perfect golden crusts without the personality.
oof.youAI▸ CRUMBMASTER-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
heats pastries to precise chemical perfection
You bake frozen inventory and manage the early morning rush of hungover commuters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge a regular's bad mood by how aggressively they order their breakfast.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras track stock levels to optimize your frozen pastry order.
Month 10
Sensors adjust humidity to ensure your dough rises without you.
Year 1.9
A mechanical arm moves frozen product from freezer to oven.
Year 3
Automated shelves rotate product to keep crusts at stable temperatures.
Year 4 · D-Day
The bakery is fully autonomous and requires no human staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
Lukewarm
Average sausage roll temperature
Frantic
Morning rush throughput
High
Burn probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dry, lukewarm napkins.
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