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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsFeeding the morning rush of sausage rolls until machines take over.
Professional sausage roll logistics officer.
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Automated pastry delivery for hungry commuters.
bzzt.youAI▸ PASTRYPOD MARK-IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
restocks the heater mid-rush instantly
You stock heated cabinets, manage morning queues, and serve pastry products to customers under time pressure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the oven is acting up just by the smell.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Dynamic pricing panels reduce your need to manage customer indecision.
Month 10
Conveyor belts load the display cabinets without human intervention.
Year 2.1
Secure payment kiosks eliminate the human-to-human transaction interaction.
Year 3.2
Vision-guided scrubbers deep clean counters after every service cycle.
Year 4 · D-Day
The unit handles all service cycles with zero human staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
42
Seconds per transaction
800+
Pastries sold daily
Critical
Patience level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm coffee coupons.
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