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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsA highly trained precision instrument for fruit placement is actually just you.
Professional fruit-to-cake alignment specialist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect alignment, zero snacking.
no no noyou▸ CHERRYBOT MARK IV▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
centers cherries with zero wasted movement
You spend your day centering glacé cherries on icing-covered tarts. Your hands are the only tool for this task.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a tart is slightly off-center and nudge it into place.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras are installed to study your precise hand movements.
Month 4
A robotic arm begins mimicking your placement speed on non-icing samples.
Month 10
The system learns to identify off-center icing patterns via vision sensors.
Month 16
The conveyor belt is synced with the high-speed cherry-placing robotic gantry.
Year 2 · D-Day
The human station is replaced by a fixed-position automation rail.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
850
Cherries placed per hour
12 daily
Sugar-coated finger incidents
4 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of slightly misaligned reject tarts.
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