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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour custom jokers are just training data for our pattern recognition engine.
Amateur lua wrangler with a crippling poker addiction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating infinite custom deck synergies instantly.
oof.youAI▸ MODBOT-X1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
balances game mechanics with perfect logic
You write Lua scripts to inject custom jokers and mechanics into a roguelike poker game. You debug mod conflicts constantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the specific absurdity of a +50 mult joker build.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models ingest every open-source mod ever uploaded.
Month 4
Scripts instantly update mod hooks when the game engine changes.
Month 7
Simulated players run trillions of hand combinations to find bugs.
Month 10
AI creates custom card art and logic on user request.
Month 14 · D-Day
The mod store becomes a fully autonomous self-updating content stream.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
8 million/sec
Lua script lines generated
0.00%
Game crash rate
Instantaneous
Mod compatibility testing
Your severance
Two copies of the game and a sad emoji.
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