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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthGravity is just a bug that you refuse to patch.
Master of the pirouette and enemy of the floorboards.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect form without the fragile human knees.
split.youAI▸ GRACEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
executes perfect fouetté turns until power failure
You spend your life repeating movements until your feet bleed for artistic expression.
The one thing AI can't do
You can feel the exact moment the audience breathes with your performance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors map every angle of your movement to digital files.
Month 11
Software renders perfect dancers who never miss a beat.
Year 2.1
Light shows replace the need for physical bodies on stage.
Year 3.2
Smart mirrors correct posture better than any human teacher.
Year 4 · D-Day
The stage remains empty while the robots perform flawlessly forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
24 per year
Average foot blisters
4,000 yearly
Hours spent stretching
Too many dollars
Cost of satin slippers
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium toe tape.
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