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Will AI replace Ballistics Engineer jobs? · Latest report #79z8nxgt
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May 29, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSolving for drag is easy until you realize you're the drag.
Senior Ballistics Engineer (mostly MATLAB, entirely obsolete)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfecting impact vectors at machine speed.
toast.you▸ KINETICOPTIMISER-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises payload fragmentation trajectories instantly
You model flight paths, explosive yield, and terminal impact performance. You spend your life iterating simulation parameters in proprietary software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the simulation results don't match the physical test data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your decade of test data is fed into a neural network.
Month 7
The AI runs the CFD modeling faster than your entire team.
Month 15
The system writes its own technical reports without needing your feedback.
Year 1.9
Robotic sensor suites replace the need for your manual supervision.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your terminal access is revoked, and the model is perfected.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4.2 million
Simulation iterations per day
too high
Human error probability
0.4 seconds
Time to optimize propellant mass
Your severance
A one-year subscription to basic physics calculators.
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