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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsGravity is free, but your salary is an unnecessary friction cost.
Professional hazard architect with a banana-forward approach.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless failure for maximum efficiency.
stretchy.youAI▸ SLIPBOT V1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys organic hazards with perfect parabolic arc
You manually place organic waste on floor surfaces to induce slapstick falls. We automate this with pneumatic trajectory.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a nuanced understanding of exactly how much a person weighs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors identify high-traffic corridors needing instant hazard deployment.
Month 8
Robotic arms calibrate the optimal peel-toss velocity for maximum impact.
Month 13
Automated peel dispensers replace your sourcing of organic matter.
Month 20
AI models learn which floor materials reject organic waste.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The machine takes control, leaving no mess for you to handle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
peels dropped per hour
89%
slip success rate
High
cleanup overhead
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium Cavendish bananas.
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