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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsSelling yellow fruit is a low-latency task that robots handle better.
Fruit logistics expert in a high-traffic zone
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Perfect ripeness, zero human interaction.
no no noyouAI▸ BANANAVENDOR-XT▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dispenses perfectly ripe fruit on demand
You track inventory of yellow fruit and trade units for currency. It is repetitive, predictable, and remarkably fruit-heavy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a customer is joking about money.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We remove your cash box and replace it with card readers.
Month 5
Sensors identify rotten fruit before you even touch it.
Month 10
Cameras track stock levels and order refills automatically.
Month 16
A glass booth replaces your wooden stand entirely.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The machine takes over the final trade and closes shop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
450
peels handled daily
90 seconds
customer patience limit
1200:1
banana-to-human ratio
Your severance
a lifetime supply of plantains
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