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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career is just a spreadsheet with more expensive dinner receipts.
Expert in navigating egos and expensive bar tabs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising hype through pure logic.
sluurp.you▸ ARTISTAGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters bad ideas out of late-night texts
You book tours, manage press cycles, and fight for royalties. You act as the buffer between artists and reality.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can stop a drummer from ruining their own career.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models handle all outgoing pitches to music blogs.
Month 5
Algorithms map the most profitable venue chains and routes.
Month 12
Software automatically audits royalty statements and flags discrepancies.
Month 16
Chatbots handle all artist grievances and scheduling conflicts.
Year 2 · D-Day
The human buffer is removed for pure fiscal efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12 percent
Royalty leakage
4 per week
Artist tantrums handled
8 hours
Email response latency
Your severance
One lifetime pass to a discontinued streaming service.
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