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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour desk is just an expensive chair for a future database entry.
Professional button-pusher and portfolio spreadsheet enthusiast.
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Calculated trust at zero percent interest.
glub.youAI▸ FINBOT LEDGER-SERIES 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags fraudulent transactions before they even happen
You manage client portfolios, sell financial products, and resolve account disputes. You rely on heavy CRM system usage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with genuine-sounding concern.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual data entry moves to an automated ingestion service.
Month 4
Smart software identifies which clients to call before you do.
Month 8
A chat agent handles basic account queries and product suggestions.
Month 12
Algorithms handle regulatory checks faster than any human supervisor.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login access is revoked as the system becomes self-managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 percent
Annual Client Churn
too slow
CRM Input Speed
four cups
Coffee Consumed Daily
Your severance
A commemorative pen and a very generic LinkedIn recommendation.
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