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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour desk is just a cubicle waiting to become a server.
Professional dream-crusher and paperwork shuffler.
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The only advisor that never takes lunch.
help!youAI▸ FINBOT ADVISOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes loan approvals in three seconds
You review financial data and sell banking products to clients during scheduled appointments. You also manage corporate compliance paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's eyes about their mortgage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An automated system handles all appointment bookings and client reminders.
Month 4
Optical character recognition software cleans your manual paperwork backlog instantly.
Month 8
Large language models conduct your client meetings with perfect data accuracy.
Month 13
Hard-coded algorithms perform all regulatory checks without human error.
Month 19 · D-Day
The bank removes your cubicle to make room for a server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42 percent
Client confusion rate
18 yearly
Upsell target misses
3 days
Paperwork delay time
Your severance
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