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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour intuition for liquidity is just a slower, wetter algorithm.
Institutional trader who thinks lunch is a business requirement.
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glub.youAI▸ YIELDCORE FINBOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes a million spread trades before lunch
You execute high-volume collateralized mortgage obligation trades by monitoring yield spreads and balancing complex institutional client portfolios.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the market dropped.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Feed your terminal data directly into the core trading engine.
Month 4
The AI handles small orders while you watch the screen.
Month 8
The bot makes trades alongside you to prove it works.
Month 12
The system assumes control over all liquid mortgage tranches.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are removed from the terminal access list permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.5%
4 nanoseconds
Trade execution latency
0.00 percent
Margin of error
Zero dollars
Client lunch cost
Your severance
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