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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour pivot tables are just fancy ways to watch the ship sink.
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Calculates insolvency while you sleep.
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automates quarterly risk reports in seconds
You spend days wrangling spreadsheets and cleaning data to draft risk assessments. You spend more time justifying assumptions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying to your face about their cash flow.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated data cleaning tools standardize your daily input spreadsheets.
Month 4
Language models draft your risk summaries before you open email.
Month 9
Risk assessment logic is now handled by internal financial engines.
Month 15
Algorithms handle all client portfolios without manual oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
Millions
Spreadsheet rows processed
Forty
Hours spent correcting typos
Infinite
Meaningless emails ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Expert at Excel'.
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