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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour desk is just an expensive placeholder for a smarter API call.
Gatekeeper of vault keys and very slow printers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total branch autonomy, zero lunch breaks.
glub.youAI▸ IDBI-AUTOTELLER PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes loan approvals in microseconds
You verify signatures and manage cash counter queues. Computers handle these logic gates faster than you can blink.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle anxiety of a client committing fraud through body language.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Biometric scanners remove the need for you to check signatures.
Month 4
Sensors and software handle your daily cash balancing duties.
Month 8
Decision algorithms replace your manual teller override approvals.
Month 13
The cash counter is replaced by a high-definition touch unit.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the banking core is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99.99 percent
Signature verification accuracy
0.3 seconds
Average transaction speed
Zero
Staff coffee breaks
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legacy monitoring portal.
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