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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour polite customer greeting is just a very slow loading screen.
Professional gatekeeper of paper slips and velvet ropes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Banking without the annoying small talk.
stretchy.youAI▸ DEPOSIT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
validates signatures with zero hesitation
You verify customer identity at the counter and handle physical cash deposits or withdrawals for account holders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a genuine look of panic on a customer's face during fraud.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Touchscreens replace the need for physical counter interactions.
Month 4
Cameras scan faces to remove identity verification tasks.
Month 8
Digital transfer protocols render physical cash handling obsolete.
Month 13
Automated hubs replace full-service bank branches.
Month 13 · D-Day
The final human attendant is replaced by a secure terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Sub-optimal
Average smile intensity
Too many
Seconds spent counting bills
Predictable
Human error rate
Your severance
A high-yield savings account with 0.01% interest.
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