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Will AI replace Bank Branch Associate jobs? · Latest report #jd5mchhn
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour desk is just a glorified kiosk waiting for a firmware update.
Retail banking enthusiast trapped between aisles three and four.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Banking without the small talk.
oof.youAI▸ TELLERPOD 7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
authenticates identities using high-res gait analysis
You open accounts and process deposits while shoppers pass by for eggs. The branch is just a tiny room.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about a lost debit card.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The bank installs a video-call machine next to your desk.
Month 5
Optical cameras replace your manual verification of driver licenses.
Month 10
Your drawer is locked and only digital transfers are allowed.
Month 15
Management shrinks your desk space to fit another snack rack.
Month 19 · D-Day
The kiosk replaces you and the branch becomes a vending machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
100 percent
Small talk resistance
Zero wait
Transaction speed
Four square feet
Branch footprint
Your severance
A lifetime supply of store-brand laundry detergent.
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