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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Bank Cashier jobs? · Latest report #irufnpa8
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are just a human interface for a database that hates you.
Human interface currently awaiting system migration
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Banking without the awkward small talk.
squeeze.you▸ TELLERSTATION V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
verifies identity through subtle biometric micro-analysis
Counting physical currency and checking account credentials for customers who refuse to use the mobile app.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about their PIN.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Touch interfaces begin handling simple deposit requests automatically.
Month 7
Branch policy reduces physical cash usage to drive adoption.
Month 13
Biometric scanners replace your manual identity verification tasks.
Month 20
Remaining teller duties shift to centralized remote kiosks.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your terminal is disconnected and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4,200 annually
Seconds spent nodding
3,000 daily
Stale teller smiles
Non-zero
Probability of error
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our mobile banking app.
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