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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour bonus check is already written to a server rack.
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Risk management without the human ego.
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optimises global asset allocation in milliseconds
You manage complex financial risk, regulatory compliance, and massive capital allocation. Your replacement is a much faster spreadsheet.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which regulatory loopholes to exploit with charm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and agents take over your quarterly report generation.
Month 6
An AI agent sits on the board as a non-voting member.
Month 17
You simply approve the decisions made by the central model.
Year 2.2
Shareholders vote to replace your seat with an objective machine.
Year 3 · D-Day
The corporate charter is updated to require machine governance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
0.0001 percent
Quarterly P&L deviation
Negative infinity
Golf game efficiency
Instantaneous
Regulator soothing rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition tax haven.
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