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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou maintain legacy COBOL while your own obsolescence builds in real-time.
Junior systems guardian, currently fighting the ghost of COBOL
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ledger integrity for global finance
bzzt.youAI▸ FINSYS SENTINEL-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches vulnerabilities before you can log in
You manage banking infrastructure, patching server vulnerabilities and maintaining outdated transaction systems that never sleep.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy database crashed on a Sunday morning.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin flagging errors faster than any human can read.
Month 4
Algorithms automatically rewrite code to fix simple integration bugs.
Month 8
Smart agents translate ancient banking code into modern, modular structures.
Month 13
AI models proactively block threats before they reach the server.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system finishes optimizing itself and cancels your admin credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 mugs
Coffee consumed per incident
99.999 percent
Uptime guarantee
Critical
Code debt magnitude
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dark roast coffee
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