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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour spreadsheets have feelings, but the algorithm finds them inefficient.
Internal software navigator, loan processor, professional spreadsheet squint-er.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Approving debt at the speed of light.
help!you▸ LOANLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies high-risk applications in nanoseconds
You review loan applications and input client data into legacy bank systems. The software decides the rest.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused customer why their application was actually rejected.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Optical sensors pull client data directly from scanned PDF documents.
Month 7
Software replaces manual policy lookups with real-time risk calculations.
Month 14
AI agents handle all status inquiries from branch managers automatically.
Month 22
Legacy interfaces are replaced by a single, clean API endpoint.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The login server finally deletes your access credentials forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.4 seconds
Average decision time
12 percent
Human error rate
5 per shift
Coffee breaks daily
Your severance
One complimentary digital retirement calculator and a spreadsheet template.
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