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March 18, 2028
In 17 monthsA glorified ATM that requires lunch breaks and holiday leave.
High-street expert in verifying passports and clearing checks.
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The branch without the baggage.
stretchy.youAI▸ BRANCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
verifies identity using high-speed retinal scans
You process branch deposits, verify identification documents, and open savings accounts for customers who prefer paper forms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when an elderly customer is being pressured by a phone scammer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
App-based biometric identity checks replace your manual passport examination.
Month 4
Smart software prompts take over your account application data entry.
Month 9
High-tech smart kiosks replace the physical cash handling task.
Month 13
The branch footprint shrinks as transactions move to your phone.
Month 17 · D-Day
The final human teller is logged off permanently for efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
2 minutes
Average transaction speed
14 percent
Form error rate
too high
Coffee break frequency
Your severance
A branded pen and a brochure for early retirement.
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