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Will AI replace Bank Employee jobs? · Latest report #r84fbt48
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are just a slow, flesh-based interface for a database.
Human interface for a database that should be an API.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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help!you▸ LEDGERBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
reconciles five million accounts before breakfast
You shuffle cash for tellers, advise on loans, and manually reconcile ledger entries across different software systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a customer with enough confidence to avoid a fraud alert.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cash handling is moved to machines with better facial recognition.
Month 6
Background software patches stop your manual data entry tasks.
Month 12
Standard loan advice is now delivered by a fast chatbot.
Month 16
Physical bank branches are replaced by unstaffed secure kiosks.
Year 2 · D-Day
The final human-readable ledger is permanently archived by our system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 per day
Manual data entry errors
120 seconds
Seconds per deposit
0.1 percent
Percentage of brain used
Your severance
A laminated certificate and a branded coffee mug.
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