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Will AI replace Bank Estate Administrator jobs? · Latest report #3u52b8bz
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsDeath and taxes are certain, but your role in between is not.
Professional reader of death certificates and account closing forms.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finality without the paperwork.
toast.youAI▸ MORTIS-SETTLER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
digitizes death certificates in nanoseconds
You process death certificates, close accounts, and settle assets. The machine finds your paperwork tedious and slow.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor in a grieving family member's voice during a call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR scanners capture all legacy paper death certificates.
Month 4
Vision models cross-reference state databases for legal validation.
Month 8
Scripts execute automated account closures without human intervention.
Month 13
Algorithms calculate distributions based on uploaded legal documents.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine takes over, and the human desk sits empty.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 weekly
Average files closed
4 months
Wait time for probate
8 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-time PDF download of your own obituary.
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