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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheets are just tombstone markers for your own career trajectory.
Lender of last resort for internal Excel panic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing books before you can finish coffee.
bzzt.youAI▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly regulatory filings in seconds
You manage regulatory reporting, loan portfolio analysis, and liquidity metrics. Your existence is basically a long wait between quarterly audits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the board why the liquidity ratio looks like that.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Direct API integration between ledger and bot removes your manual daily input.
Month 3
Templates replace your spreadsheet building for all monthly ALCO materials.
Month 6
Validation models submit your Call Reports without you touching a key.
Month 10
Predictive algorithms simulate interest rate shocks instead of your manual models.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system disables your login and officially declares your entire role obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
99.9%
Audit readiness
Zero
Spreadsheet errors
Infinite
Human sleep lost
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale bank pen.
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