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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour expert opinions are just data points for a faster model.
Expertly turning high-level ambiguity into expensive, ignored slide decks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The bank board now prefers pure efficiency.
help!you▸ FINSTRATEGIST-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects perfect quarterly outlooks instantly
You draft complex reports on market trends and bank policy for executive meetings. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is actually lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system begins logging every strategy memo you ever authored.
Month 6
AI-driven audio analysis starts drafting your meeting summaries in real-time.
Month 12
Generative tools create your slide decks before you arrive to work.
Month 16
The board stops asking for your opinion and queries the console.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access token expires as the model fully replicates your expertise.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
1200
Slides authored annually
400 liters
Coffee consumed in meetings
94%
Percentage of slide text ignored
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium automation API.
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