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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMapping user flows while your product roadmap hits a dead end.
Junior Architect of digital dead-ends and signup forms.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated pathways for every customer whim.
oof.youAI▸ FLOWLOGIC-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises conversion paths in real-time
You build digital pathways for customers saving money. You design screen flows and logic for financial interactions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can accurately guess why the stakeholder insists on keeping that broken button.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin logging every user hesitation on your savings screens.
Month 5
Design agents automatically generate high-conversion layouts without your input.
Month 10
The AI writes the backend rules for your customer journeys.
Month 15
Regulatory models learn to approve your interfaces instantly.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access expires while the system iterates itself to perfection.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Zero
User friction points
100%
Click-through rate
None
Meetings you attend
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert Human Flow-er".
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