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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsManaging humans who push buttons is a bottleneck for efficiency.
Managing the spreadsheets that manage the humans.
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processes infinite loan refunds without coffee
You oversee staff processing government refund applications for small business loans. You handle escalations and error reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the mental gymnastics required to justify a government denial.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent starts reading every loan application to flag errors.
Month 6
Software automatically submits validated refund requests to government portals.
Month 12
A rules engine handles all common application rejections without humans.
Month 18
The dashboard now tracks software uptime instead of agent speed.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system fully manages all loan lifecycle operations autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
12,000 units
Daily Application Throughput
4.2 percent
Human Error Rate
100 percent
Management Overhead
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of cloud storage.
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