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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour payment logic is just a slow version of a database trigger.
Cloud architect currently fighting a failing legacy monolith.
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patches production at three a.m. silently
You write code to route billions of dollars through bank servers and cloud infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy COBOL module crashes on leap days.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire codebase to find every hardcoded secret.
Month 4
A model rewrites your messy logic into cleaner, faster machine code.
Month 8
A bot processes real payments in the background alongside your work.
Month 13
Access to cloud consoles is restricted to automated agent accounts only.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system goes fully autonomous and deletes your user permissions forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
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Code reviews ignored
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Production incidents triggered
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