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Your job has an expiration date
October 20, 2028
In 2 yearsYour alpha is just a rounding error in a high-frequency loop.
Professional spreadsheet jockey with a Bloomberg terminal addiction.
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split.you▸ QUANTCORE V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
liquidates entire portfolios in nanoseconds
You optimize risk-adjusted returns by balancing asset classes and interpreting macroeconomic data. We just found a faster way to do that.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the market dropped.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms begin suggesting trades that consistently outperform your manual asset allocation adjustments.
Month 5
Generative models produce your quarterly outlooks with better formatting and zero subjective bias.
Month 10
Real-time auditing replaces your manual effort to maintain strict internal portfolio risk mandates.
Month 16
Your order desk interactions are eliminated as the AI hooks directly into high-frequency execution pipelines.
Year 2 · D-Day
The QuantCore system assumes full fiduciary control and sends you your final severance email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
200ms
Average human latency
0.0001ms
Average machine latency
14%
Annual emotional bias
Your severance
One free subscription to Bloomberg terminal for life.
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