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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sign documents that algorithms already decided were bad ideas anyway.
Regional loan-approver and professional firm handshake-enthusiast
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Approving your mortgage before you finish blinking
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denies complex loans with zero empathy
You oversee loan approvals and manage client relationships to drive regional branch growth.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a client a hard 'no' while sounding vaguely sympathetic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Customer portals replace the need for physical loan intake.
Month 6
Risk-scoring AI clears your backlog of pending loan files.
Month 12
Client interaction is moved to sentiment-optimized chat bots.
Month 18
Physical infrastructure is shuttered as transactions shift entirely online.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and account management is fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.4 seconds
Loan approval latency
too much
Coffee consumption
all of them
Handshakes replaced
Your severance
A commemorative gold pen that runs out of ink
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