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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsProfessional shepherd of spreadsheets that could be replaced by a loop.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated status reporting for every minor task.
split.youAI▸ BANKSYNC LOGIC 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates status updates without human input
You track bank project timelines and manage status reports. You chase stakeholders for updates on internal compliance tasks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about a project being on track.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
The system pulls your current project files into a dashboard.
Month 4
The bot starts sending your weekly status reports for you.
Month 12
Your calendar is managed by an agent that denies requests.
Month 21
The software audits the bank risk forms independently of you.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The human role is marked as redundant in the central system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,200
Gantt charts generated
18,000
Status emails sent
1.2 Million
Minutes wasted in standups
Your severance
One free subscription to a project management tool.
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