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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour expensive lunches and endless emails are essentially a legacy middleware layer.
Regional lead with a penchant for private jet carbon.
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You oversee regional banking operations, negotiate corporate contracts, and manage high-level regulatory compliance across European financial markets.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to lie to regulators with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce quarterly strategy reports faster than your assistants.
Month 4
Real-time regulatory tracking agents replace your manual oversight of EU laws.
Month 8
Software agents handle routine contract renewals based on hard data.
Month 15
A predictive AI manages client expectations without the need for golf.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board opts for a server rack that never needs a bonus.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
2,400 pages
Annual expense report volume
14 days
Average decision latency
Incalculable
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital tie.
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