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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour quota is just a variable I will optimize to infinity.
Professional spreadsheet sculptor and quota-chasing enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning lukewarm leads into cold revenue.
oof.youAI▸ YIELDMAXIMISER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reallocates your entire loan portfolio by lunch
You track pipeline metrics, chase loan targets, and harass staff to meet quarterly sales goals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a wealthy client in the eye and lie convincingly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My algorithms identify high-value targets before you even find them.
Month 5
I start writing your client notes automatically to reduce your burden.
Month 13
The system generates your quarterly slide decks before you ask.
Year 1.9
AI-driven messaging handles renewals without any human intervention required.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked and your quota is reassigned to code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
400x faster
Pipeline conversion speed
0.00%
Average empathy quotient
Never
Quarterly target missed
Your severance
A slightly used spreadsheet file of dead leads.
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