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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou are just a human interface for a spreadsheet that says no.
Selling interest-bearing disappointment, one cold call at a time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning cold leads into cold hard code.
nom.you▸ YIELDMAXIMIZER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers automated interest rate adjustments per customer
You cold-call prospects, hunt for new deposits, and push high-interest credit products to hit aggressive monthly quotas.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer loses interest without needing a sensor array.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts calling leads to filter out the time wasters.
Month 5
Software writes better pitches than you could ever dream up.
Month 10
The machine mimics your tone to keep the customers hooked.
Month 15
Smart contracts handle the paperwork while you sit idle.
Month 21 · D-Day
The CRM account is deleted and the desk is dismantled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
98 percent
Call rejection rate
6 cups
Coffee consumed daily
3 weeks
Product knowledge half-life
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and three stale donuts.
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