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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend all day sending trucks to fix ATMs that hate you.
Professional cat-herder for grumpy cash-machine technicians.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising cash flow via autonomous logic.
bzzt.you▸ ROUTEMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
re-routes entire fleets based on traffic data
You track technician schedules, route service calls for broken ATMs, and manage parts inventory for site repairs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a technician is lying about being stuck in traffic.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software begins suggesting the fastest routes to the machine.
Month 4
Sensors in the trucks auto-order parts as they are removed.
Month 8
A bot replaces your voice by answering tech radio check-ins.
Month 12
The system assigns urgent tickets without human input.
Month 13 · D-Day
You are invited to re-skill in a field that isn't collapsing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
12 seconds
Average call response time
4
Technicians currently lost
99%
ATMs requiring physical intervention
Your severance
A decommissioned ATM cassette and a handshake.
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