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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour insights are just spreadsheets that eventually run out of rows.
Senior Strategist (mostly PowerPoint, occasionally math).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning intuition into math, instantly.
help!youAI▸ WEALTHOPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates revenue forecasts while you sleep
You identify gaps in banking performance and push for new lending resources. You pretend this is artistic strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull all internal banking performance data without your help.
Month 6
Generative software creates your pitch decks in seconds.
Month 12
Algorithms dictate exactly where lending funds should be allocated.
Month 16
Management begins trusting the machine's cold logic over yours.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine fully manages wealth strategy leaving you entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deck
42
Synonyms for 'leverage'
85%
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium sub and a generic glass mug.
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