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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsResetting the same password until the sun expands and consumes you.
Gatekeeper of the forgotten internal banking portal login.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Password resets without the human sigh.
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You spend all day resetting passwords and explaining how to reconnect a frozen desktop thin-client terminal.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about having actually restarted their computer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An LLM begins parsing all your internal documentation for common fixes.
Month 4
Automated account self-service tools replace your primary ticket volume.
Month 7
Thin-client monitoring software kills session freezes before tickets arrive.
Month 11
Your role shrinks to handling only the most panicked branch managers.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final support queue is routed to a fully autonomous loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
0.4 seconds
Average password reset time
112 percent
Human frustration per shift
4000
Tickets closed per hour
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a password manager.
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