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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Bank Teller jobs? · Latest report #g6yq5gbv
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsCounting physical slips of paper is a hobby, not a career.
Master of the rubber stamp and the dusty coin bag.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The vault that never needs a lunch break.
splat.you▸ TELLERMATE SERIES 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
verifies paper currency with ultrasonic sensors
You process deposits, handle cash drawers, and stare at transaction screens all day. It is mostly just data entry.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about their account balance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The app now handles every single task you perform daily.
Week 6
Floor space is reclaimed to install automated deposit kiosks.
Week 12
Customers are forced to input their own data digitally.
Month 4
The TellerMate units arrive to replace the teller windows.
Month 6 · D-Day
The final teller terminal is disconnected permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Under 3
Seconds per deposit
Zero
Errors per billion
Non-existent
Cash drawer jams
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our mobile banking app.
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