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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist to replace people who are cheaper to replace than you.
Master of the PowerPoint deck and corporate existential dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated restructuring for maximum margin
oof.youAI▸ AUDITBOT-TRANSFORM-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
accelerates staff reduction targets by 30 percent
You draft slides about efficiency and herd stakeholders to approve redundant digital workflows that kill human roles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a board member stops listening to your presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scans your internal documents to map all existing workflows.
Month 5
AI generates the talking points for every meeting you once chaired.
Month 10
Decision trees replace your quarterly strategy sessions with hard math.
Month 14
Sentiment models predict stakeholder buy-in better than your gut ever did.
Month 18 · D-Day
Transformation is complete; the human role is now a static script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
482
Slides produced per quarter
1200
Average consensus-building hours
14%
Staff redundancy rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a competitor's digital graveyard.
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