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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets and small talk are no match for basic math.
Professional spreadsheet tender and lukewarm coffee drinker.
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oof.youAI▸ WEALTHBOT FINANCE ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises portfolios with zero human bias
You manage client portfolios and sell investment products. You spend your day staring at market data and spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still pretend to care when a client talks about their golden retriever.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software begins to scrape and organize your messy client notes.
Month 5
Your manual performance report generation is replaced by a live dashboard.
Month 10
Clients receive automated investment suggestions instead of your templated emails.
Month 15
Regulatory checks are now handled instantly by a logic-based rules engine.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are invited to a final meeting where the server says goodbye.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Fading fast
Client trust levels
Every Tuesday
Excel sheet errors
Five cups
Coffee consumed daily
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic meditation app.
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