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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour ability to copy-paste apologies is no match for our latency.
Professional empathy-bot, human-keyboard interface unit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy is just a configured response parameter.
squeeze.youAI▸ FINCHAT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics human typos to build false rapport
You manage repetitive customer inquiries about account balances and passwords via text. You are a human firewall.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess when a customer is lying about their lost card.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your best responses are fed into the training model.
Week 9
The AI suggests responses that you click to send.
Month 3
The AI handles simple password resets without your input.
Month 5
You are relegated to handling only extreme edge cases.
Month 6 · D-Day
The final human account is disconnected from the chat server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
4.2 seconds
Average resolution time
99.9 percent
Empathy simulation index
High
Human error probability
Your severance
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