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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou serve cold drinks and hot interest rates, both equally unpalatable.
Serving lukewarm lattes and high-interest loans simultaneously.
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The only server that never asks for tips.
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upsells insurance with every appetizer
You manage customer accounts while balancing trays of food. Your primary output is social awkwardness and small talk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to demand a refund.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Customer ordering tablets replace the need for your clumsy manual service.
Month 5
Mobile apps handle all loan inquiries and account balance checks automatically.
Month 13
Robotic floor carts deliver meals directly to tables without mistakes.
Month 20
One central server manages both restaurant inventory and banking risk assessment.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The human element is removed to lower insurance and food costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.1% increase
Small talk efficiency
42
Drink spills per year
1000+
Unsolicited advice given
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated self-help app.
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