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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling pre-packaged financial misery with a warm, corporate-mandated smile.
Professional paper-pusher for Canadian big five bank interest.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated financial optimization without the awkward smalltalk.
oof.you▸ WEALTHBOT ADVISOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies high-risk loan applications in milliseconds
Meeting with clients to open loans and peddle diversified investment portfolios. You facilitate standard credit card applications daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their monthly rent expenses.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Customer portal begins offering automated advice based on income data.
Month 5
Sensors monitor your tone during meetings to flag regulatory slips.
Month 10
Loans are processed via algorithm, removing your role in approval.
Month 15
Investment products are now sold exclusively through the bank app.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are replaced by a terminal that never asks for vacation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
12 percent
Average Up-sell Rate
4 cups daily
Coffee consumption
0.02 percent
Compliance violations
Your severance
A branded pen and a very sad LinkedIn endorsement.
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