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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting your complex financial modeling into a series of predictable zeros.
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Financial modeling without the human fatigue factor.
brr.you▸ EQUITYPREDICT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates valuation models during your coffee break
You build complex Excel valuation models and churn out pitch decks for M&A deals. Your existence is defined by late-night adjustments to satisfy demanding senior bankers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the subjective emotional labor of placating an annoyed managing director.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scrapers pull SEC filings directly into structured databases without your manual data entry.
Month 4
AI agent-swarms build complex DCF models by iterating through thousands of macro-enabled logic trees instantly.
Month 8
Natural language generation engines construct pitch decks from data outputs with zero formatting errors.
Month 14
Internal auditors verify that the software generates fewer errors than the overworked human analyst cohort.
Month 19 · D-Day
All analyst credentials are revoked as the software fully integrates into the firm's central decision-making hub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
4000
Models completed per hour
Instant
Pitch deck turn speed
100%
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lifetime subscription to Excel.
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