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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling complexity to banks is easy when the AI is the bank.
Strategic advisor for banks, currently selling clouds to clouds.
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Replacing strategy with absolute mathematical certainty.
glub.youAI▸ AUDITBOT FINANCIAL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect regulatory compliance frameworks instantly
You advise financial firms on strategy and process. Your days involve meetings, slide decks, and regulatory compliance reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which executive is about to panic during a regulatory audit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software begins drafting your risk reports directly from bank data streams.
Month 7
Generative models produce your entire presentation deck in under ten seconds.
Month 16
Decision-making algorithms replace your advisory intuition with real-time financial modeling.
Year 2.1
Clients prefer direct integration with software over paying for your advice.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The bank terminates the contract as the software manages its own strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Average slides produced weekly
78%
Time spent in useless syncs
12
Regulator emails ignored daily
Your severance
A PDF copy of your final slide deck.
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