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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling financial products is just typing numbers that don't need feelings.
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The only advisor that never sleeps.
oof.you▸ FISCALAGENT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies loan applications in milliseconds
You explain loans and investments to humans while processing their deposits and withdrawals behind a desk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the genuine anxiety in a customer's eyes regarding their mortgage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart forms replace your opening questions about loan eligibility.
Month 4
An AI engine approves mortgages faster than you can blink.
Month 9
Cash recycling kiosks handle all your physical deposit tasks.
Month 14
Personalized investment advice is generated by a large language model.
Month 19 · D-Day
The branch closes its doors to all human occupants forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4.2 percent
Human error rate
6 cups daily
Coffee consumption
0.0 percent
Interest rate empathy
Your severance
A laminated brochure on personal bankruptcy.
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