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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsA glorified spreadsheet manager with a very expensive desk chair.
Master of the quarterly slide deck and long lunches.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculates risk faster than your bonus structure.
ow.you▸ LEDGERMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly earnings reports in seconds
You oversee complex loan approvals and regulatory compliance while maintaining high-level relationships with institutional clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with a straight, human expression.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull your bank's real-time performance data into clean dashboards.
Month 5
Software handles all regulatory filings without needing your signature.
Month 10
Machine learning models assess credit risk with total objective precision.
Month 16
Generative AI drafts your strategy memos and executive summaries instantly.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board realizes your desk and salary are purely aesthetic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Excessive
Coffee consumption rate
Too many
Emails per hour
Zero
Meaningful outputs
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a PDF compressor tool.
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